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stillwatersofconsciousness:

someone somewhere just blinked in perfect synchronicity with you 

(via 2wentyonepilots)

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biznasties:

if you’ve ever had a crush on me god bless your poor misguided heart

(via zburger)

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isangelical:

squeakchic:

lurkingjello:

hipstarliner:

mademoisellegush:

kats-in-space:

elasticitymudflap:

charlie-gay:



look at dat booty

show me da booty

gimme the booty

i want the booty

back up the booty

i need the booty

i like the booty
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  • Gay Marriage: I'm only legal in 6 states.
  • Having sex with a horse: I'm legal in 23 states.
  • America: I'm an idiot.
peruvian-diego:

OH MY GOD

OMFG IM PEIEING

likewhiskeyandwine:

shotguncolfer:

CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SO-OHHo-ON

THERE’LL BE PEACE WHEN YOU ARE DO-ONE

LAY YOUR WEARY HEAD TO REEEEEST

DON’T YOU

CRY

NO

MORE

(via conchfishscatedtrident)

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